lord-smaug-the-impenetrable:
I was born in the wrong time period. I should have been born in the far future when everyone has the rights they fucking deserve
miss-nerdgasmz:
yuseimonarch:
nullvoid0:
gossiptroll:
my idea of a hot date
Hell yes
I had no idea there were women like this how do I find them?
I mean shit bro are we really that rare
We hide in plain sight.
Screaming and crying and fangirling.
(Source: emmugh)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
katswhiskers:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL THEIR OTHER FRIENDS?
ORGY, IT’S CALLED AN ORGY
Ah yes, I participated in many orgies when I was 12.
This is my problem. This is the bane of my existence.
shrimpfur:
*whispers into the night*
I want to spoon